(in the style of the "so no head?" vine)
So no milkshakes?
So no milkshakes?
IKOL!!!
Can we hang out? :D
Or rather I am verily bored and request your presence immediately!!
Can we hang out? :D
Or rather I am verily bored and request your presence immediately!!
A few months back, you mentioned something about tracing the specific markers of each universe or timeline represented by those of us pulled here by Confluences, correct?
Do you still wish for me to move in with you? Stephen has told me to make other arrangements.
[ He'd felt it when Loki's portal opened up to let the younger go. Seen photos afterwards of the new room he'd prepared, fully equipped with all the mod cons and perfect for its new occupant.
Things change fast. ]
Thank you for taking in the kid.
Things change fast. ]
Thank you for taking in the kid.
You know what. It’s later. Why do you ask me questions if you’re going to be upset if I don’t have your exact outlook?
So, why are you mad at this Tim Drake, and why send him to me?
Hey. Just so I can pretend that I know what’s going on, is this meant to be some contest to see who’s going to text the other one first?
You realize I kept the police scanner on until sunrise.
Also, please tell me you’re not running for mayor of Sunset Falls like the other Norse gods.
Also, please tell me you’re not running for mayor of Sunset Falls like the other Norse gods.
Hey
I need to ask you about a recent coincidence for my own piece of mind.
I need to ask you about a recent coincidence for my own piece of mind.
[ Angela is not great at giving gifts. Especially when the person she is trying to give a gift to has the capability and the will to get for himself anything he might need or want.
So when Loki's birthday comes around, she knows she must do something special. ]
So when Loki's birthday comes around, she knows she must do something special. ]
Brother,
On this, the anniversary of your birth, I offer you this:
On one occasion, you may ask for one favor from me. I will not ask questions, and I will demand nothing in return. I do not offer this lightly, so I trust that you will use it well.
May your day be high in spirits.
Your loving sister, Angela.
[ Tim's recording this somewhere indeterminate. It looks like the parking lot of an abandoned industrial complex. There's a decent pile of stuff next to him, including a fondue kit in a battered box, a wine cork chandelier/mobile (Tim has no idea), an actual award, a few sequined pieces, Glögg and julmust from Ikea, among other things that no one will pay attention to next to the giant bronto taxidermy. Oddly, it looks like there's a firestarter log in there.
He takes a seat on the bunny chair that he got from a frat being kicked off campus. He's dressed almost normally - black jeans, red shirt, but when he was stalking Freecycle and thrifting the pile of ridiculousness that sits beside him, he picked up a long fur coat and has that on. Seems fitting.
It's not the most expensive haul in the world, but it's time spent and effort. That should count for something, especially since Tim has not been feeling very jolly the past few weeks. ]
I don’t know how to shop for people that have everything without knowing them and I concede that you are impossible to pin down both as a person and just to get your attention.
I also admit there was a brief moment of attempting to look up appropriate gifts but between the suggestions of chocolate fondue fountains, “messy” arts and crafts, elaborate costumes- that one might be right - and “novelty” drinks, but it was suggesting things like slam poetry? That didn't sound right.
So, you want the pile? It's yours. You want to burn it to the ground in mockery of what the internet says about you? I've got marshmallows. You want slam poetry? I've got a voucher that literally has your name on it. God Jul, even if you don't celebrate it.
[ Tim follows it with a text of a voucher that's heavily conditioned. ]
He takes a seat on the bunny chair that he got from a frat being kicked off campus. He's dressed almost normally - black jeans, red shirt, but when he was stalking Freecycle and thrifting the pile of ridiculousness that sits beside him, he picked up a long fur coat and has that on. Seems fitting.
It's not the most expensive haul in the world, but it's time spent and effort. That should count for something, especially since Tim has not been feeling very jolly the past few weeks. ]
I don’t know how to shop for people that have everything without knowing them and I concede that you are impossible to pin down both as a person and just to get your attention.
I also admit there was a brief moment of attempting to look up appropriate gifts but between the suggestions of chocolate fondue fountains, “messy” arts and crafts, elaborate costumes- that one might be right - and “novelty” drinks, but it was suggesting things like slam poetry? That didn't sound right.
So, you want the pile? It's yours. You want to burn it to the ground in mockery of what the internet says about you? I've got marshmallows. You want slam poetry? I've got a voucher that literally has your name on it. God Jul, even if you don't celebrate it.
[ Tim follows it with a text of a voucher that's heavily conditioned. ]
Edited 2022-12-26 21:52 (UTC)
[ A crate of Westvleteren with a note that says "I talked to MONKS for you."
On boxing day, a second gift. This one is in a gift bag - a blu-ray of Pee-Wee's Playhouse. Another note that says "A bike. Really. You nerd." ]
On boxing day, a second gift. This one is in a gift bag - a blu-ray of Pee-Wee's Playhouse. Another note that says "A bike. Really. You nerd." ]
[A silver and green wrapped package arrives at Loki's door in time for the Solstice. Inside are a number of small gifts from David.
Included are a nice pair of fingerless leather gloves, a golden chain with a charm that looks like his horns, and a voucher for one free dinner prepared by David.
Finally there is a small silver picture frame, inside of which is the same picture Loki last put into the YA group text. With it comes a small note: 'You'll always be family']
Included are a nice pair of fingerless leather gloves, a golden chain with a charm that looks like his horns, and a voucher for one free dinner prepared by David.
Finally there is a small silver picture frame, inside of which is the same picture Loki last put into the YA group text. With it comes a small note: 'You'll always be family']

Page 2 of 3