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I need some professional advice from a guy that has lived a lot longer than anyone else I know and thus is wise in the ways of the world.
Is a muffin basket a sufficient apology for 'I'm sorry that I got caught up in the magical equivalent of the sex pollen cliche and probably made an already awkward situation more awkward'? Or do I get something more, like designer clothes?
Is a muffin basket a sufficient apology for 'I'm sorry that I got caught up in the magical equivalent of the sex pollen cliche and probably made an already awkward situation more awkward'? Or do I get something more, like designer clothes?
And with that comment I've decided it really isn't the fault of either of us. That enchantment had to have been powerful to affect you too, and it clearly wasn't your fault.
You didn't force yourself on me, Loki. We were both very enthusiastically consenting. And when you COULD get ahold of yourself, you did. Which I imagine wasn't for your own sake.
And trust me, you didn't get further than I wanted in that moment. Not by any stretch.
You didn't force yourself on me, Loki. We were both very enthusiastically consenting. And when you COULD get ahold of yourself, you did. Which I imagine wasn't for your own sake.
And trust me, you didn't get further than I wanted in that moment. Not by any stretch.
Did you not understand the 'magical sex pollen' reference? Pretty sure neither of us could have said no without something REALLY bad happening. And in the moment I was sorta broken hearted to have you leave me like that, but that wasn't us in control.
So of course I'm not angry.
So of course I'm not angry.
If I wasn't allowed to be friends with people I'd had sex with then... Yeah, I have no witty ending to that. I've got a limited pool of experience.
Yes, we're still friends. If you want.
Yes, we're still friends. If you want.
I'm glad to be that friend to you.
That said now I am REALLY interested in Loki spilling some tea. Not that I'm happy that I may have harmed a budding relationship you're in of course. I just want to know who I might need to give a truly superfluous shovel speech to.
That said now I am REALLY interested in Loki spilling some tea. Not that I'm happy that I may have harmed a budding relationship you're in of course. I just want to know who I might need to give a truly superfluous shovel speech to.
[Dude, he's given shovel talks in Josh's honor before. Josh, who could easily end anyone he wanted rather quickly. That's just who David is, in his affectionate protection of those he loves.]
Seriously? You're romantically involved with a Spider-Man? How in the world is a guy like me supposed to give an even VAGUELY serious shovel talk to fucking SPIDER-MAN!? Not only is he, if he's ours or like ours, too noble to intentionally hurt you, but he'd probably hate himself for doing it.
But seriously, you know how to pick them. I'm glad for you. And good luck with pursuing that.
Seriously? You're romantically involved with a Spider-Man? How in the world is a guy like me supposed to give an even VAGUELY serious shovel talk to fucking SPIDER-MAN!? Not only is he, if he's ours or like ours, too noble to intentionally hurt you, but he'd probably hate himself for doing it.
But seriously, you know how to pick them. I'm glad for you. And good luck with pursuing that.
Ouch, that's gotta be lonely. Poor guy. And a Peter Parker then. Can't even always assume they are. All I can tell is that it's clearly not the ones I've known.
You deserve someone that could give you that genuine care and affection with all of themselves. And not, you know, prone to foot-in-mouth like some people.
No thanks needed. Just never ask me for love advice. We both know I'm horrible at it.
You deserve someone that could give you that genuine care and affection with all of themselves. And not, you know, prone to foot-in-mouth like some people.
No thanks needed. Just never ask me for love advice. We both know I'm horrible at it.
Okay, I can see the contradiction there, but I'm going to assume I'm very low tier level on the list of tastes. Lets me justify my statements.
Maybe, maybe not. But either way, still glad for you. And promise that I'll try not to, you know, let us get caught up in that again.
[Hey, David's ALWAYS obtuse and frustrating.]
Uh, i meant love spells, between us. But yeah, that's good that he's watching your back. Front. Whatever. You know what, I don't want to know what parts he may or may not be watching.
Uh, i meant love spells, between us. But yeah, that's good that he's watching your back. Front. Whatever. You know what, I don't want to know what parts he may or may not be watching.
Wait... you...
okay, um, so it's possible that our little illicit activity may have saved my life then. I was getting way too hot before we fell and well, the kissing.
okay, um, so it's possible that our little illicit activity may have saved my life then. I was getting way too hot before we fell and well, the kissing.
Avengers don't consider saving mutants that important, so uh, maybe more like Young Avenger level? If you consider saving me the heroics or whatever.
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