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[thecoolerloki]

The what was more of a humorous response than an actual question, though I'm sure you know that.
When will you actually serve your purpose as my successor and kiss people I find attractive?

[ikols]

he IS attractive, WAY more than the strange back home
that guy is a little bitch about so many things, good gods
but the stephen here is

a bit more fun

[thecoolerloki]

Still too uptight imo but that might be due to living with the man.

I don't really care either way, but let me know if you ever manage to kiss Danielle Moonstar. Although, David might kill you afterwards.

[ikols]

do you have a crush on her?
david might kill me anyway for reasons in a similar vein t b h

[thecoolerloki]

I find her more attractive than Stephen, is all. And she was Hela's Valkyrie for a time.

Oh? What have you done, Loki? :3c

[ikols]

i want you to think long and hard on why NONE of your crushes should always circle around the theme of hela

i can't say ...
ALSO, what is going on with him and balthier??

[thecoolerloki]

You're the one who has the hots for the man you personally picked out to be your younger self's father figure so.

IDK, I'd think you'd know more than I do? Or are you asking that I do a bit of recon?

[ikols]

billy's fault, if he hadn't lodged Daddy Magic in my brain we wouldn't be in this situation

if you do recon don't admit to it, you have a persistent habit of throwing the truth out there for shock value right as you leave the room and i tend to be entering
but if we're living together now i'll know where to find you post-speedy retreat

[thecoolerloki]

Mm, you certainly don't have any deep seated daddy issues or anything of that ilk.

I only do so when I wish to piss you off, and as you've established, I have reason to keep you in a good mood when possible.

[ikols]

gross, little man, we need not remind ourselves of every true thing so far unspoken

i wasn't going to tell you but




honestly, it's funnier if you have information in general even if it's to my detriment, sooo

i slept with tommy

[thecoolerloki]

Once more, you cannot possibly judge me when it comes to Leah.

[ikols]

she is made from the HAND of our KIND OF DAUGHTER
i reserve ALL rights to shake you by the shoulders at any time a girl with dark hair looks your way

[thecoolerloki]

The first(chronologically from the universe's perspective) Leah was made purely from my imagination! By your logic, that would make you my son, considering you both came from my mind.

If you assume dark hair is all I look for, can I assume Wanda is next on your list?

[ikols]

the son you dreamed up from the memory of your elder self? are we our own father now???

what possible correlation could you be insinuating? i definitely can't imagine, because the only obvious one would be super nasty and you very maturely wouldn't go there

[thecoolerloki]

If not our own father, we have been our own social worker/adoption agency/whatever other metaphor we can use for our existential ouroboros.

Stephen Strange and Billy Kaplan are both magic-based Avengers, young or otherwise. Wanda Maximoff would fit the bill as well, would she not?

[ikols]

her type is robots and also she can't stand us 🤷🏻‍♂️

and she's scary

[thecoolerloki]

She's yet to forgive us for borrowing her face, I take it?

Or is that you think she'll find issue with you seducing her sons?

[ikols]

and for general shenanigans, yes

i'm not seducing a

alright, i seduced tommy a bit
it was a very mutual decision though, i cannot be faulted
for reaching out

[thecoolerloki]

I never faulted you.

[ikols]

i did NOT seduce billy
if anything i am the seduCEE

[thecoolerloki]

You're literally debating yourself about this. And in this case, I don't even mean me.

[ikols]

in any case, i didn't tell david but i suspect he suspects
because he's david

[thecoolerloki]

I suspect he knows. Because he's David.

[ikols]

he made all three of us sit down for dinner

[thecoolerloki]

LOL