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[thecoolerloki]

You're the one who has the hots for the man you personally picked out to be your younger self's father figure so.

IDK, I'd think you'd know more than I do? Or are you asking that I do a bit of recon?

[ikols]

billy's fault, if he hadn't lodged Daddy Magic in my brain we wouldn't be in this situation

if you do recon don't admit to it, you have a persistent habit of throwing the truth out there for shock value right as you leave the room and i tend to be entering
but if we're living together now i'll know where to find you post-speedy retreat

[thecoolerloki]

Mm, you certainly don't have any deep seated daddy issues or anything of that ilk.

I only do so when I wish to piss you off, and as you've established, I have reason to keep you in a good mood when possible.

[ikols]

gross, little man, we need not remind ourselves of every true thing so far unspoken

i wasn't going to tell you but




honestly, it's funnier if you have information in general even if it's to my detriment, sooo

i slept with tommy

[thecoolerloki]

Once more, you cannot possibly judge me when it comes to Leah.

[ikols]

she is made from the HAND of our KIND OF DAUGHTER
i reserve ALL rights to shake you by the shoulders at any time a girl with dark hair looks your way

[thecoolerloki]

The first(chronologically from the universe's perspective) Leah was made purely from my imagination! By your logic, that would make you my son, considering you both came from my mind.

If you assume dark hair is all I look for, can I assume Wanda is next on your list?

[ikols]

the son you dreamed up from the memory of your elder self? are we our own father now???

what possible correlation could you be insinuating? i definitely can't imagine, because the only obvious one would be super nasty and you very maturely wouldn't go there

[thecoolerloki]

If not our own father, we have been our own social worker/adoption agency/whatever other metaphor we can use for our existential ouroboros.

Stephen Strange and Billy Kaplan are both magic-based Avengers, young or otherwise. Wanda Maximoff would fit the bill as well, would she not?

[ikols]

her type is robots and also she can't stand us 🤷🏻‍♂️

and she's scary

[thecoolerloki]

She's yet to forgive us for borrowing her face, I take it?

Or is that you think she'll find issue with you seducing her sons?

[ikols]

and for general shenanigans, yes

i'm not seducing a

alright, i seduced tommy a bit
it was a very mutual decision though, i cannot be faulted
for reaching out

[thecoolerloki]

I never faulted you.

[ikols]

i did NOT seduce billy
if anything i am the seduCEE

[thecoolerloki]

You're literally debating yourself about this. And in this case, I don't even mean me.

[ikols]

in any case, i didn't tell david but i suspect he suspects
because he's david

[thecoolerloki]

I suspect he knows. Because he's David.

[ikols]

he made all three of us sit down for dinner

[thecoolerloki]

LOL

[ikols]

your room is finished btw

[thecoolerloki]

[He was expecting they'd just lift his room from Stephen's house with magic and that'd be it, so he is feeling weirdly excited and grateful that his older self might have put some thought into it. Of course, he reacts the only way he knows how,]

So? Teleport me there already.

[ikols]

[ Green lights illuminate a gamer's bed setup beyond the portal's edge that Loki sends Serrure's way, inviting him directly into a green-and-black modern bedroom from his current position. There's a fancy computer with multiple screens (whatever is the rage with tech nerds in Excelsior right now) under the bed and some casual clothes hanging up, shelves ready to be filled. It's as far from a tower or a cave as can be. On the bed, if Serrure peeks up there, is a somewhat patronising but very cuddly plush magpie.

Outside the room, standing in the doorway, Loki waits to see his reaction. ]

Well?

[thecoolerloki]

... it's acceptable.

[Which is to say he's very moved especially because this is way nicer than his haunted house bedroom that he decorated himself.]

We really are lonely, aren't we.

[At least it's a we rather than a you.]

[ikols]

[ Wandering inside, he pats him on the head by way of an answer. Very lonely, yes. ]

You wanna be tossed up on the bed?

[thecoolerloki]

I can manage fine by myself.

[he says with a small smile before teleporting up there and grabbing the plushie. He's kinda showing off.]

You know, the All-Mother would say you're spoiling me.