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[ikols]

[ Munching his pizza, ] This isn't how wenches behave, if you came over as a surrogate.

[ HAHA. ]

[wordiness]

[ he elbows him, but not as sharply as he could. ]

I'm not much of a wench, although I'm sure I look great in a skirt and corset.

[ikols]

[ Flicking pineapple at him. ]

This apartment technically houses a god and maybe it's a pagan one but were this a church those words would be naughty.

[wordiness]

[ he catches the pineapple with his powers and sends it right back at loki, sticking his tongue out like he's twelve. ]

Only if the skirt and corset are all I'm wearing in this scenario.

[ikols]

[ Eugh. ]

Why does this feel like verbal revenge? [ Narrowing his eyes. ] Are you mad at all the sexy sex I'm going to be having? With my sexy boy?

[wordiness]

Only a little jealous. [ he settles back down again with his pizza slice. ] Considering I’m gonna be sexually frustrated for the next however long.

[ he can go perfectly fine without it as long as he has to, but goddamnit, he’s married to the hottest man in the galaxy, and he’s not some marine on deployment, he shouldn’t have to. ]

[ikols]

I mean, [ subtly putting a cushion between them, ] if you plan on being faithful, sure.

[ Don't hit a man when he has pizza! ]

[wordiness]

[ he whacks the pillow in place of loki. ]

Yes, you menace.

[ikols]

Well, [ Starting on the other half of his first pizza, ] this not sleeping around thing has got us. We're really in it now, bud.

[ MONCHMONCHMONCH. ]

[wordiness]

So I guess he's really not sure about the poly thing, huh? [ or they haven't had that conversation, or loki feels no need for it with tim. either way, whew.

he finishes his own slice, teeth scraping sauce off his thumb. ] I don't want Teddy here, but I do kinda want Teddy here. A vacation from being royal wouldn't be bad.

[ikols]

What? [ Billy, are you high on cheese? ] The "poly thing"?

[wordiness]

I mean, don't you sometimes like more than one person at a time? [ he gives him an alarmed look. ] Am I not remembering this right?

[ikols]

No, yes, I do. [ Chewing, he tries to keep his smile to a minimum. ] But I'm Tim's first real boyfriend, I'm not going to ask him if he's alright sharing me. That would be devastating for him.

[wordiness]

Well, yeah. [ he pulls his legs up onto the couch for Maximum Coziness. ] I guess if it's not something he's used to. [ considering how queer the young avengers were and are, sometimes billy blessedly forgets that not everyone has the same luck. ]

[ikols]

I'm also ... not really polyamorous.

[ He snorts, amused. ]

It might look that way from all the kissing strange doctors and whatnot, but I wouldn't like to share someone I was with.

[wordiness]

Romantically, sexually, or both? [ he tilts his head back to squint up at him thoughtfully. ]

[ikols]

I don't share, that's all.

[ So in every way. His crust is aimed at Billy's forehead. ]

[wordiness]

[ that's rude, loki. he catches the crust just like the pineapple, but warps it into psychedelic bubbles. ]

Hm. [ he continues to eye him as the bubbles float away or pop, but then his brows loft and he settles down again. ] Good to know.

[ikols]

You knowing that changes nothing, you're welcome.

[ He leaaaaans into Billy, over his lap to grab another pizza box. ]

[wordiness]

[ he pokes him in the ribs ticklishly. ]

Maybe it was research for the future.

[ikols]

Not really something you need research for when you could just magic your way into the future and check.

[ He swats at that hand! Illegal!! ]

[wordiness]

[ he yelps at the swat, but it just encourages his fingers against loki's sides. ]

That's cheating.

[ikols]

[ Managing to get his pizza safely to one side, he clamps his other grip around those roving fingers to hold Billy's hand prisoner against the back of the couch. Not hurting him, just stopping him from moving. At all. ]

Only if you get caught, dear.

[wordiness]

[ he pulls at his hand once as a token effort, then huffs. ]

I'd rather wait to find out what happens. I'm not ready for any Demiurge business anytime soon, anyway.

[ joke's on you, billy, considering recent comics. ]

[ikols]

[ After a few more long, annoying moments, he gives him back his hand (mostly so he can stop pepperoni falling off his slice, priorities). ]

Are you polyamorous, Billy? Billious? Billarium.