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[ikols]

[ Good Boy Loki in the house. 3:) ]

idk i usually let him sweat and break down and message me, wondering if he's being out of line
hahaha
i want to kiss him when he's crying sometime

[ ... Half-good Loki. ]

[wordiness]

LOKI
that's so mean.
you really are a tease.

[ikols]

do you think it would be too forward to spank him when we first have sex?

[wordiness]

YES.
maybe. probably.
at the very least, you should talk about it beforehand.

[ikols]

i'm starving, i need a pizza
four pizzas
you wanna come over and eat your feelings with me?

[wordiness]

boy, do i ever.

[ikols]

cool, i'll get your usual

[wordiness]

i'll be there in fifteen.

[ he's just gonna get a shower and get off in it, it's fine.

anyway he shows up in comfy clothes which include a big-ass fake-billy-vibes sweater, but it's getting cold and loki is a frost giant. ]

Hi. [ and because loki's sort of right about it, billy reaches up to tug him gently down and drop a kiss on his cheek. ]

[ikols]

[ There are indeed four boxes of pizza piled on his coffee table with one already open when Billy arrives, but who delivered them so quickly? Ask no questions, get no lies.

He leans down when beckoned and raises his brows at the peck on the check, bringing his half-eaten slice to his chest in mock-surprise. ]

Hi. Did I roll in sorcerer catnip?

[wordiness]

You're just cute and I like cute things, [ billy shoots back fondly, dropping down next to him and leaning forward to look through the boxes to find the kosher pizza.

grabbing a slice, he tucks himself into loki's side. ] Though you're also very rude, so maybe I should take back my kiss.

[ikols]

How am I rude? I'm always polite. All the time!

[ Oh, there's a Billy under his arm. He settles down with him, tweaking his hair. ]

You're cuter.

[wordiness]

Uh-huh. [ press x to doubt. you know what you were doing, loki.

he puffs a laugh, taking a bite and then gesturing with his slice. ] You weren't kidding about four pizzas, huh?

[ikols]

Well, it's either this or wenches at this point.

[wordiness]

[ he actually has to stifle a grin at that, and kind of fails at it. ] Yeah, I kind of figured as much.

[ikols]

[ Munching his pizza, ] This isn't how wenches behave, if you came over as a surrogate.

[ HAHA. ]

[wordiness]

[ he elbows him, but not as sharply as he could. ]

I'm not much of a wench, although I'm sure I look great in a skirt and corset.

[ikols]

[ Flicking pineapple at him. ]

This apartment technically houses a god and maybe it's a pagan one but were this a church those words would be naughty.

[wordiness]

[ he catches the pineapple with his powers and sends it right back at loki, sticking his tongue out like he's twelve. ]

Only if the skirt and corset are all I'm wearing in this scenario.

[ikols]

[ Eugh. ]

Why does this feel like verbal revenge? [ Narrowing his eyes. ] Are you mad at all the sexy sex I'm going to be having? With my sexy boy?

[wordiness]

Only a little jealous. [ he settles back down again with his pizza slice. ] Considering I’m gonna be sexually frustrated for the next however long.

[ he can go perfectly fine without it as long as he has to, but goddamnit, he’s married to the hottest man in the galaxy, and he’s not some marine on deployment, he shouldn’t have to. ]

[ikols]

I mean, [ subtly putting a cushion between them, ] if you plan on being faithful, sure.

[ Don't hit a man when he has pizza! ]

[wordiness]

[ he whacks the pillow in place of loki. ]

Yes, you menace.

[ikols]

Well, [ Starting on the other half of his first pizza, ] this not sleeping around thing has got us. We're really in it now, bud.

[ MONCHMONCHMONCH. ]

[wordiness]

So I guess he's really not sure about the poly thing, huh? [ or they haven't had that conversation, or loki feels no need for it with tim. either way, whew.

he finishes his own slice, teeth scraping sauce off his thumb. ] I don't want Teddy here, but I do kinda want Teddy here. A vacation from being royal wouldn't be bad.

[ikols]

What? [ Billy, are you high on cheese? ] The "poly thing"?