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[ikols]

i'm a scary ancient pagan god

[wordiness]

those things aren't mutually exclusive.

[ikols]

listen, he thinks i'm cool so don't tell him i'm soft
this is unprecedented

[wordiness]

sorry, he's going to find out you're soft at some point.
who is this guy, anyway? how'd you meet him?

[ikols]

tim drake, son of bruce wayne
he's the vigilante called robin but i didn't tell you that

[wordiness]

ooh, i'm gonna look him up, he sounds fun.
is he bird-themed?

[ikols]

he's a little red and black bird that leaps over buildings in leather
it's all very "i want to devour him whole", honestly

[wordiness]

once tommy and i find a place, you'll have to bring him over for dinner.

[ikols]

ANYWAY
what happened when you went home, what was going on? give the goss!

[wordiness]

nothing you don't already know. i think. i told you about my trip to krakoa the last time i was here, didn't i?

[ikols]

tell me again

[wordiness]

mom was murdered on krakoa at some point during the hellfire gala. it looked like grandfather at first, but she resurrected herself and it turned out it was part of a convoluted spell to give mutantkind a kind of afterlife/waiting room.
and you know i don't use convoluted lightly, given how familiar with various kinds of magic i am these days.

it wound up being a good thing at the end, of course, but people got hurt in the process, and tommy had to see her body. it was such a mess. i love her, but i'm still SO frustrated with the whole thing.

[ikols]

[ "She resurrected herself", you go gurl. Wanda is still being Wanda, then. ]

bit of a vacation to be back here

[wordiness]

it would be if teddy was here, too. every time we get five minutes to ourselves, it seems like some kind of crisis pops up.

[ikols]

i wonder why he never gets pulled into this realm, it's rather odd
thor comes and goes, he always seems to forget but then that's par for the course
oh, if you need your old room it still exists, but the kid now lives with me so leave nothing of real import in the apartment

[wordiness]

bc for some reason, this dimension hates my marriage.
is thor here or gone this time?

i bullied tommy into moving out of the place he was assigned with david, so we're going to find something. i don't think it was good for him to stay in the same apartment as his ex.

[ he feels very Soft about loki keeping his room, though.. ]

[ikols]

i have no idea what thor or the other avengers are up to, the most contact i have with them is harassing tony stark to ensure he isn't dead
he's such a dickhead
why do i bother making sure those morons are sane and useful

tommy is such a social butterfly right now

[wordiness]

honestly, i have no idea. you're sort of a masochist, i guess.

tommy's always been the social butterfly, he's just mouthy about it.

[ikols]

i don't want to be blamed when iron man's desiccated corpse is found because he was too depressed to eat and no one checked in on the idiot

you're far more personable though
tommy's very ... intimidating

[wordiness]

you'd think his teammates would take care of that.

intimidating? tommy?

[ billy, u are his twin. it's different. ]

[ikols]

he doesn't have anyone, that's part of why i feel such pity for the plated weirdo

i play a role for him, more often than not

[wordiness]

i really don't want to feel sorry for tony stark of all people, but that is sort of sad.

why? what kind of role?

[ikols]

he hadn't washed his hair last time

just Loki

[wordiness]

well, i've been there more than once, so i can't judge.

honey, you don't have to do that around him.
what do you think would help?

[ikols]

it's alright, billy, i'm not sad
it might be weird if he knew me as well as you did