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@AngelA

[hevenly]

Brother...

Why is it that I heard a group of thieves extolling your name when I stopped them from looting a store today?

[ikols]

???? what? MY name?? you sure it wasn't YAY LOKI as in, the OTHER loki?
maybe the new mayor told them to loot and they're just bad at keeping it on the DL

[hevenly]

If the new mayor of Sunset Falls instructed his loyalists to loot a store in Central City, I fear that may be overstepping his bounds.

[ikols]

i wouldn't rule it out

[hevenly]

Are you sure you have done nothing to inspire a legion of thieving fanatics?

[ikols]

i'm in my socks eating cereal, i haven't done anything noteworthy as of late!

[hevenly]

I shall have to dig deeper. Whichever Loki they are praising, it can only spell trouble for either of you.

[ Which is... par for the course, really. But it's Angela's job as their big sister to try to minimize the harm that trouble can cause. ]

text—

[voicelog]

hey

so look, i was kinda overwhelmed at the time and, as far as first meetings go, it could have gone better. if i came off like a jerk, then that's why. but if you still want to go get that coffee, let me know.

[ikols]

[ His first thought is why is Tony Stark pseudo-apologising to me? followed by have I done anything whimsically charming lately to have earned this??? No, he thinks. Well, maybe? Loki will assume he did something right.

A lot of weird things are happening to him lately. ]

you want to get a coffee with me?

[ Maybe Stark is possessed! Or glitching. Can he glitch? Is his brain part-robot? Is that offensive??? ]

[voicelog]

[ no, he isn't glitching. stephen just vouched for the lokis, so tony is giving them the benefit of the doubt.

also ty for acknowledging his pseudo-apology. he worked very not-hard on it. ]

that's the idea

[ikols]

[ Is he gonna get kidnapped by the 1% of the Avengers from his world ... ]

ok

[ Like this isn't sus! He isn't going to make this easy for Stark and suggest anywhere. ]

[voicelog]

[ joke's on him because tony's just gonna ask. ]

great

i can meet you in central. got a place you prefer?

[ikols]

[ Gross, why is this weird? It's far more normal to ask and be told to get stuffed. He could suggest the cafe that he keeps stocked with halal for Kamala but he isn't sure Stark knows it. ]

there's one almost directly opposite the diadem, everyone goes there
do you need something of me? is that what this meeting is for? just so i bring stuff if i need it

( voice )

[dothelokimotion]

What did you do.

[ikols]

I know not!

[ You know he's flustered when he sounds Ye Olde. ]

[dothelokimotion]

What do you mean you don't know. How can you not know?

[ikols]

Aren't they worshipping you too?

[ ????????? ]

[dothelokimotion]

Yes, by graffitiing inane messages on my theatre in Central. Luckily this spell does not seem to have crossed over to Sunset Falls.

So I'll ask again. What did you do.

[ikols]

Why do you think I have anything to do with this?! They've been stealing my trash! You imagine I want that?

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[mostdangerousbird]

[ Selfie with a pixelated face. Tim’s changed the yellow and red of his uniform to black, leaving him with a black and green colorscheme. ]

There’s another me, so I’m saying it’s R for Rook now and telling people they can call me T.J. if we’re in the same conversation.

Also, he’s 14. BE NICE.

[ikols]

you look like an assassin 3>:]

a tiny child! wrap him in bubblewrap, a tiny tim is too pure for this world

[mostdangerousbird]

I’d have to lose the green and go back to my old tabi boots to look like I was in the League of Assassins. Or get a stiff-necked cloak. Pass.

Should I be worried about how you know that?

[ikols]

cloaks are wonderful, get one anyway

a tiny me was too pure, a tiny you probably poops pure sunshine

[mostdangerousbird]

I have a cape.

Tiny me is probably constipated with anxiety and caffeine.

[ikols]

where is he?? i want to adopt him!

OMG
I'M

BATMAN 3:O

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