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[hevenly]

Why did you crush Tony Stark's car?

[ikols]

i tricked Nightmare to a fight as mortals
and then i dropped a car on him, killing him and thus banishing him from mortal realms 3:)

[hevenly]

Well. I cannot say I am surprised. That does sound like a very Loki solution to a very Loki problem.

[ikols]

in any case, the destruction did not bother stark overmuch as innocent lives were saved in the process
he, thor, and i then discussed the likelihood of my being given an avengers phone
it is jarring but not unfamiliar to not have a sliver of trust even so slim as that
as he is not depressed anymore and i do not fear for his life, i shan't be checking on him anymore with coffee and donuts

[hevenly]

[ She is somewhat concerned over the notion that Tony Stark was ever at any point low enough that Loki would fear for him in such a manner. But she will keep those questions to herself. ]

Well. I will not be playing gossip and sharing every detail of my conversation with him, but if he shares anything relevant in regards to our multiversal predicament, you will know.

[ikols]

you won't tell me everything? spilling only half the beans?? LAME, sister 3:(

[hevenly]

I would keep Stark's confidence, yes.

[ Any traumas he shared with her and her alone would remain that way. ]

But I suppose I can be convinced to share more mundane details.

For a price.

[ikols]

i don't trade for HALF of the information i'm interested in 3:/

[hevenly]

Well, if you have any questions you would like me to ask on your behalf... I wouldn't necessarily have to tell him that you were the one asking.

[ikols]

ask him if thor has one arm and one eye when he's from

[hevenly]

A good thought. That will help place him in time.

[ikols]

ask if he also slept with stephen strange who lives here
i have theories about their time together which stephen has not-NOT confirmed

[hevenly]

I have never cared about Tony Stark's sexual exploits and I'm not about to start just because you're curious.

[ikols]

i am INTERESTED because it relates to stephen's wellbeing, and he is a friend of mine

[hevenly]

If Stephen is your friend he can tell you himself whom he has or has not slept with.

[ikols]

that is not how friendship works, he cannot tell me things i need to know for his welfare
it would be weird for him

[hevenly]

You and I have different conceptions of what one ought to be able to tell their friends.

[ikols]

billy tells me all his sex tales
not only because he is my future intended

[hevenly]

[ O RLY? ]

Once his current husband passes, I assume?

[ikols]

naturally, i am no knave 3:)

[hevenly]

You are, but not in that respect.

I am glad to hear of this plan. You could do worse than Billy Kaplan, as far as intendeds go.

[ikols]

i adore him terribly

[hevenly]

Then do not let him go.

[ikols]

he is not currently mine to adore, nor would i do teddy the disservice of making the attempt to steal him away

[hevenly]

No, Teddy and Billy deserve to have a full, devoted life together, free from the threat of another paramour looming to ruin things for them.

But do not let go of Billy's friendship. Once time enough passes that Billy is able to be wooed once more, you will be glad to be friends, first and foremost.