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[ikols]

OH, well then!
ask if he remembers my fight with Nightmare wherein i crushed his new AI car, that was the last time i saw him back home

[hevenly]

Why did you crush Tony Stark's car?

[ikols]

i tricked Nightmare to a fight as mortals
and then i dropped a car on him, killing him and thus banishing him from mortal realms 3:)

[hevenly]

Well. I cannot say I am surprised. That does sound like a very Loki solution to a very Loki problem.

[ikols]

in any case, the destruction did not bother stark overmuch as innocent lives were saved in the process
he, thor, and i then discussed the likelihood of my being given an avengers phone
it is jarring but not unfamiliar to not have a sliver of trust even so slim as that
as he is not depressed anymore and i do not fear for his life, i shan't be checking on him anymore with coffee and donuts

[hevenly]

[ She is somewhat concerned over the notion that Tony Stark was ever at any point low enough that Loki would fear for him in such a manner. But she will keep those questions to herself. ]

Well. I will not be playing gossip and sharing every detail of my conversation with him, but if he shares anything relevant in regards to our multiversal predicament, you will know.

[ikols]

you won't tell me everything? spilling only half the beans?? LAME, sister 3:(

[hevenly]

I would keep Stark's confidence, yes.

[ Any traumas he shared with her and her alone would remain that way. ]

But I suppose I can be convinced to share more mundane details.

For a price.

[ikols]

i don't trade for HALF of the information i'm interested in 3:/

[hevenly]

Well, if you have any questions you would like me to ask on your behalf... I wouldn't necessarily have to tell him that you were the one asking.

[ikols]

ask him if thor has one arm and one eye when he's from

[hevenly]

A good thought. That will help place him in time.

[ikols]

ask if he also slept with stephen strange who lives here
i have theories about their time together which stephen has not-NOT confirmed

[hevenly]

I have never cared about Tony Stark's sexual exploits and I'm not about to start just because you're curious.

[ikols]

i am INTERESTED because it relates to stephen's wellbeing, and he is a friend of mine

[hevenly]

If Stephen is your friend he can tell you himself whom he has or has not slept with.

[ikols]

that is not how friendship works, he cannot tell me things i need to know for his welfare
it would be weird for him

[hevenly]

You and I have different conceptions of what one ought to be able to tell their friends.

[ikols]

billy tells me all his sex tales
not only because he is my future intended

[hevenly]

[ O RLY? ]

Once his current husband passes, I assume?

[ikols]

naturally, i am no knave 3:)

[hevenly]

You are, but not in that respect.

I am glad to hear of this plan. You could do worse than Billy Kaplan, as far as intendeds go.

[ikols]

i adore him terribly

[hevenly]

Then do not let him go.

[ikols]

he is not currently mine to adore, nor would i do teddy the disservice of making the attempt to steal him away