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[mostdangerousbird]

Hey babe

Wow, that is awkward to type. How do you make it seem normal?

That’s not the coincidence question - this is a sidebar.

[ikols]

only call me babe when you want me on top of you and are being extra nice to me 3;) new rule

[mostdangerousbird]

I’m always nice.

I said what I said.

[ikols]

oooh, is this a legit bootycall? hahaha

[mostdangerousbird]

No, it’s an acknowledgment and stubborn refusal to give you the satisfaction of me blinking in a game of text chicken

I was going to ask why you were in Central City the other night.

[ikols]

i live here lol
sometimes

[mostdangerousbird]

Then you weren’t following me or terrorizing the police?

[ikols]

i don't bother with police, it would be an unfair fight

[mostdangerousbird]

Huh.

Wasn’t expecting half a response

[ikols]

ofc i was following you, i saved you from mistletoe
you're welcome btw

[mostdangerousbird]

… thanks for that

But you could call. I take nights off, sometimes.

[ikols]

yeah, but you looked cute in the getup

[mostdangerousbird]

Again, I don’t wear it for looks.

[ikols]

doesn't matter what you intended it for, baby

[mostdangerousbird]

I believe you set rules for derivatives of that term, which I’m going to extend to the parent phrase.

[ikols]

it's my rule and i do what i want
baby

[mostdangerousbird]

Consent to rules and anything else is two yeses, one no, so I guess that means all inferences are off the table, babe

[ikols]

it's adorable when you think you're in charge

[mostdangerousbird]

The best way to be in charge is to ensure the other person doesn’t realize they’re being steered.