( inbox )

[ikols]

•  Ａ Ｕ Ｄ Ｉ Ｏ  •  Ｖ Ｉ Ｄ Ｅ Ｏ   •   Ｔ Ｅ Ｘ Ｔ   •   Ａ Ｃ Ｔ Ｉ Ｏ Ｎ  •

Comments

[ikols]

[ Best way to defuse a tense situation: distraction! ]

How are you the age you are without having accidentally summoned anything? Shocking. Make a circle and place offerings around or within it, then pray for me to arrive.

[resurrxion]

I'm careful.

[ and also mercifully distractable. ]

Can I offer you that five bucks I owe you or does it have to be something else?

[ikols]

It has to be things I get to keep and things I will like. They are the offerings to coax me into your circle.

[resurrxion]

Uh... Okay.

[ puts... That hoodie in there?? ]

[ikols]

[ Listening ... is that shuffling fabric? ]

What are you using?

[resurrxion]

That hoodie you picked out for me. Uh... Some shiny gold stuff? Wait, hold on, I think it came from the dollar store the gold is chipping off.

[ikols]

The hoodie I picked out for you? Because you looked pretty in it? You're giving it back?

[resurrxion]

What? No! I thought it was just a Loki lure not that I was giving you my stuff!

[ikols]

Why would I turn up if not to get free shit as a god!

[resurrxion]

Why am I giving you anything when you're the one who wants answers?

[ikols]

You're the one who needs to learn how to cast a proper summoning! Texts don't always get through, now build a viable summoning circle or without specification I will appear in your bed.

[resurrxion]

I mean... you can if you wanna. It's full of dirty clothes though.

[ikols]

I mean when you're using it!

[resurrxion]

I sleep on the couch. That's where the TVs at. [ DUH ]

[ikols]

[ The most comically stunned silence. ]

What in the Hel do you even have a girlfriend for?

[resurrxion]

[ well.

he's not about to say that's gonna change once she moves in. ]

She's like 85 percent of my impulse control.

[ikols]

She was clearly missing today.

[resurrxion]

He was also being a dick to her.

[ikols]

How?

[resurrxion]

Dude, come on. I get he's your friend and all but he made it seem like we didn't have a clue what we were talking about. And I'm not about to start explaining shit to somebody whose already decided I'm making it all about somethin' I'm not.

[ikols]

Explain it to me from your side, I'm serious. This isn't patronising, I want to hear how you're feeling from your own heart.

[resurrxion]

[ ugh. ]

Well, I'm not giving you junk to hear it. That should be offering enough. You gotta come over.

[ikols]

I'm not omniscient, I dunno where you are. You don't wanna summon me with inherent directions, sling me the address.

[resurrxion]

[ FINE he'll send you his address through text. there. ]

[ikols]

[ What a HASSLE!!

He appears in the living room a moment later, whistling as an appropriate meme springs to mind. ]

Damn, son, you live like this?