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[resurrxion]

Uh... Okay.

[ puts... That hoodie in there?? ]

[ikols]

[ Listening ... is that shuffling fabric? ]

What are you using?

[resurrxion]

That hoodie you picked out for me. Uh... Some shiny gold stuff? Wait, hold on, I think it came from the dollar store the gold is chipping off.

[ikols]

The hoodie I picked out for you? Because you looked pretty in it? You're giving it back?

[resurrxion]

What? No! I thought it was just a Loki lure not that I was giving you my stuff!

[ikols]

Why would I turn up if not to get free shit as a god!

[resurrxion]

Why am I giving you anything when you're the one who wants answers?

[ikols]

You're the one who needs to learn how to cast a proper summoning! Texts don't always get through, now build a viable summoning circle or without specification I will appear in your bed.

[resurrxion]

I mean... you can if you wanna. It's full of dirty clothes though.

[ikols]

I mean when you're using it!

[resurrxion]

I sleep on the couch. That's where the TVs at. [ DUH ]

[ikols]

[ The most comically stunned silence. ]

What in the Hel do you even have a girlfriend for?

[resurrxion]

[ well.

he's not about to say that's gonna change once she moves in. ]

She's like 85 percent of my impulse control.

[ikols]

She was clearly missing today.

[resurrxion]

He was also being a dick to her.

[ikols]

How?

[resurrxion]

Dude, come on. I get he's your friend and all but he made it seem like we didn't have a clue what we were talking about. And I'm not about to start explaining shit to somebody whose already decided I'm making it all about somethin' I'm not.

[ikols]

Explain it to me from your side, I'm serious. This isn't patronising, I want to hear how you're feeling from your own heart.

[resurrxion]

[ ugh. ]

Well, I'm not giving you junk to hear it. That should be offering enough. You gotta come over.

[ikols]

I'm not omniscient, I dunno where you are. You don't wanna summon me with inherent directions, sling me the address.

[resurrxion]

[ FINE he'll send you his address through text. there. ]

[ikols]

[ What a HASSLE!!

He appears in the living room a moment later, whistling as an appropriate meme springs to mind. ]

Damn, son, you live like this?

[resurrxion]

Really feeling the love right now.

[ it's honestly pretty sad. look into this apartment and you'll see the face of depression itself. josh has lived here over a month now and the place is solidly lacking in any personal touches, save for what probably came with it. there are framed photos of spoons hung on the wall as he'd... well, he'd had no pictures to hang from them. and there is an actual go-bag next to the door, ready to be grabbed and slung on at moment's notice. ]

[ikols]

Josh, full offence: this is not how people live.

[ He turns around, pulling his coat away from a dusty, unused armchair covered in. Whatever was left on it. ]

This is how dogs live in derelict buildings.

[resurrxion]

Well, I was squatting in rubble a while before Emma found me so

[ he'll yank his blankets off the couch so there's space to sit.

At least it's not food waste. Just lack of care where things fall. ]

Yeah, that tracks.