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[ikols]

he's in the same mood you were when you first saw me

[voicelog]

what mood was i in when i first saw you?

[ikols]

"bah! it is loki of asgard! that trollop of a godling hath no business with me and mine! away with him!"
that was the vibe tbh

[voicelog]

that was not the vibe

[ikols]

100% the vibe
but you love me now and we are obviously besties, so don't worry about it 3:)

[voicelog]

and that, folks, is how we know your perception of our vibe is completely and consistently off base

[ikols]

you tell me our vibe then, vibe master

HAHAH VIBE MASTER

but really go on

[voicelog]

ok

for starter, my vibe when i first ran into you was "man, i could seriously go for some doughnuts right now. oh look there's an iteration of loki! perfect chance to check his vibe and get some free food"

now our vibe is more
eh

[ikols]

i'm never so completely offended as every time you decide to talk to me
an ITERATION???

[voicelog]

[ don't @ him for being honest. ]

yes

you are aware that i was acquainted with another you on earth 2.0

[ikols]

you did say that, yes
so i am the afterbirth of the legacy this other Loki left behind
i am the fat carved off the meat
the dripping collected in a vat
an iteration

[voicelog]

no
i consider you two different individuals
but you are iterations of one another
just shaped by dissimilar experiences

[ikols]

you could have just said you like one of the other mes in THIS realm more, that way i would at least have someone within arms reach to be mad at

[voicelog]

i never said that i liked any one of you more

[ikols]

if another you gets dumped here i'll make HIM my favourite stark

[voicelog]

fine by me

[ but also don't jinx it. ]

[ikols]

i'm sure there is a reality out there somewhere where you're pleasant and nice and deserve to have a friend who is willing to ransack all the highend tech companies' labs of their newest upgrades
but it is not YOU

[voicelog]

then it's a good thing i don't need a friend who is willing to ransack highend tech companies' labs for me

i also think i've been plenty nice and pleasant so far

[ikols]

well, that person WOULD because perhaps that PERSON would like to go home and thinks it is more important to give us the means to do that than languish within the confines of this world's rules

you're not nice, tony
it's an observation, don't take it personally

[voicelog]

just because i don't meet your criteria of what is considered "nice" and "pleasant" doesn't mean that i haven't been trying to be cordial with you

but if that's how you feel, then i don't think there's any need for us to further discuss this
have a nice day loki

[ikols]

there you go again, giving up!
fine! go! why should i miss being routinely insulted and reminded i am not good enough for your impossibly high standards?
i'm free! huzzah!

[voicelog]

[ he doesn't even understand how they got here, so give him like an hour to regroup. ]

i'm not clear when or how i've insulted you
no less to a point where it feels routine for you
so if you want to write me out a list, then i'll be more than happy to review it together with you

i also never expected or claimed to have any standards for you to meet whatsoever

[ikols]

i'm not writing out a list, i didn't realise i was speaking to david alleyne right now

you're judgey, tony

[voicelog]

do you think i've been judging you unfairly?

[ he isn't going to deny it, but to be fair, he thinks everyone judges. ]

[ikols]

i think you don't like me
i understand why not, it really

it really doesn't bother me to any great degree, fear not
i'm overtired from dealing with thor