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and that, folks, is how we know your perception of our vibe is completely and consistently off base

you tell me our vibe then, vibe master

HAHAH VIBE MASTER

but really go on

ok

for starter, my vibe when i first ran into you was "man, i could seriously go for some doughnuts right now. oh look there's an iteration of loki! perfect chance to check his vibe and get some free food"

now our vibe is more
eh

i'm never so completely offended as every time you decide to talk to me
an ITERATION???

[ don't @ him for being honest. ]

yes

you are aware that i was acquainted with another you on earth 2.0

you did say that, yes
so i am the afterbirth of the legacy this other Loki left behind
i am the fat carved off the meat
the dripping collected in a vat
an iteration

no
i consider you two different individuals
but you are iterations of one another
just shaped by dissimilar experiences

you could have just said you like one of the other mes in THIS realm more, that way i would at least have someone within arms reach to be mad at

i never said that i liked any one of you more

if another you gets dumped here i'll make HIM my favourite stark

fine by me

[ but also don't jinx it. ]

i'm sure there is a reality out there somewhere where you're pleasant and nice and deserve to have a friend who is willing to ransack all the highend tech companies' labs of their newest upgrades
but it is not YOU

then it's a good thing i don't need a friend who is willing to ransack highend tech companies' labs for me

i also think i've been plenty nice and pleasant so far

well, that person WOULD because perhaps that PERSON would like to go home and thinks it is more important to give us the means to do that than languish within the confines of this world's rules

you're not nice, tony
it's an observation, don't take it personally

just because i don't meet your criteria of what is considered "nice" and "pleasant" doesn't mean that i haven't been trying to be cordial with you

but if that's how you feel, then i don't think there's any need for us to further discuss this
have a nice day loki

there you go again, giving up!
fine! go! why should i miss being routinely insulted and reminded i am not good enough for your impossibly high standards?
i'm free! huzzah!

[ he doesn't even understand how they got here, so give him like an hour to regroup. ]

i'm not clear when or how i've insulted you
no less to a point where it feels routine for you
so if you want to write me out a list, then i'll be more than happy to review it together with you

i also never expected or claimed to have any standards for you to meet whatsoever

i'm not writing out a list, i didn't realise i was speaking to david alleyne right now

you're judgey, tony

do you think i've been judging you unfairly?

[ he isn't going to deny it, but to be fair, he thinks everyone judges. ]

i think you don't like me
i understand why not, it really

it really doesn't bother me to any great degree, fear not
i'm overtired from dealing with thor

i don't feel one way or another about you
but i don't dislike you

maybe we have a better relationship in the future
but you have to understand that i'm not there yet
i don't know you very well and i don't trust you all that much

i know that i'm not the easiest guy to get along with
and i can be pretty harsh sometimes
but we aren't exactly close, loki

i'm not sure what you expect from me

oh gods, silence your emotions
what have i pushed you to say

my brother likes the boy more than me, it is a day of being the less favoured Loki is all

if this is the result of what's happening between you and thor, then don't use me as your emotional punching bag

take it up with him, not me

i'm sorry! i stopped existing for a while and it seems like i might as well have not returned
pardon my selfpity, asgard knows you have never felt any such thing i'm sure

you can feel whatever emotion you want to feel, loki

but don't take it out on other people when you can just express it properly

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