I'd be offended given who was playing the lead, but 'news just in, even famous people don't like being the butt of bad jokes' shouldn't come as too much of a surprise.
he didn't simply go the "oh, loki, you predictable piece of shit" route he was genuinely angry as if i had stabbed someone in broad daylight -type of angry
i'm not going to waddle up to that idiot and ask him directly, i'm not captain tactless i can make enquiries of other people, it won't relate back to the reason why
you saved my life, stephen, i am indebted to you here to help/assist/clarify any troubles you wish with the full disposal of my skills at your beck and call
he's abstaining, you know my universe's guy he eats all the doughnuts i send him though so he at least has some form of appetite left
it's very hard to be your friend sometimes, you know but i persist! i am a benevolent and kind god, after all
ask him on a date "good day, mister stark, do you eat boiled vegetables at overpriced restaurants? i do, for i am a doctor and greens are important to your bones' growth [insert doctoral dissertation]!" you can pass it off as medical overseeing of his health if he says no which he likely will because he behaves like he's sixty instead of thirty and eating out might give him a heartattack when he sees the sun
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I'd be offended given who was playing the lead, but 'news just in, even famous people don't like being the butt of bad jokes' shouldn't come as too much of a surprise.
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he didn't simply go the "oh, loki, you predictable piece of shit" route
he was genuinely angry
as if i had stabbed someone in broad daylight -type of angry
which world was the stranger from? did they say?
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Don't bother Stark about it.
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i can make enquiries of other people, it won't relate back to the reason why
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It doesn't need an investigation. I wanted to know if it's a common thread, it would appear it isn't, enquiry over.
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how dare you
would you entertain the idea of being
closer
with stark?
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here to help/assist/clarify any troubles you wish with the full disposal of my skills at your beck and call
he's abstaining, you know
my universe's guy
he eats all the doughnuts i send him though so he at least has some form of appetite left
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I'll add that to the pile of things I just happen to know now.
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but i persist!
i am a benevolent and kind god, after all
ask him on a date
"good day, mister stark, do you eat boiled vegetables at overpriced restaurants? i do, for i am a doctor and greens are important to your bones' growth [insert doctoral dissertation]!"
you can pass it off as medical overseeing of his health if he says no
which he likely will because he behaves like he's sixty instead of thirty and eating out might give him a heartattack when he sees the sun
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Unsubscribe me from the matchmaker mailing list.
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i know that
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how drunk were you on the dancefloor?
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[ Shy enough of sober to be taking to the floor in the first place, but not so drunk as to miss a step. ]
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[ Say what you want to say, Loki ]
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