it's very hard to be your friend sometimes, you know but i persist! i am a benevolent and kind god, after all
ask him on a date "good day, mister stark, do you eat boiled vegetables at overpriced restaurants? i do, for i am a doctor and greens are important to your bones' growth [insert doctoral dissertation]!" you can pass it off as medical overseeing of his health if he says no which he likely will because he behaves like he's sixty instead of thirty and eating out might give him a heartattack when he sees the sun
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I'll add that to the pile of things I just happen to know now.
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but i persist!
i am a benevolent and kind god, after all
ask him on a date
"good day, mister stark, do you eat boiled vegetables at overpriced restaurants? i do, for i am a doctor and greens are important to your bones' growth [insert doctoral dissertation]!"
you can pass it off as medical overseeing of his health if he says no
which he likely will because he behaves like he's sixty instead of thirty and eating out might give him a heartattack when he sees the sun
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i know that
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how drunk were you on the dancefloor?
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[ Shy enough of sober to be taking to the floor in the first place, but not so drunk as to miss a step. ]
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[ Say what you want to say, Loki ]
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