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[helpdesk_hero]

There's a Batman here? No, I've not met him. At least not this one. Bart and Kon have told me about him before, in the last world. Never met the Batman there either actually.

[ikols]

he's married!!

[helpdesk_hero]

Uh... okay? And this gossip serves what purpose?

[ikols]

it's all i know about him!

[helpdesk_hero]

And you wanted to know more? You'd be better off getting it from Bart. That way it's not third hand.

[ikols]

i don't even know his real name HAHAHA
he's great
let's wear bat masks around and see if it vexes him

[helpdesk_hero]

Bart mostly keeps that stuff secret, so sorry, I can't help.

You're welcome to wear bat masks if you really want. You're used to weird things on your head anyway.

[ikols]

do you take issue with my helm, david?

[helpdesk_hero]

I don't know. Always makes you look so horny.

[Forgive him, he's finally caved and ordered champagne up to his hotel room and it's finally getting to him.]

[ikols]

[ That's a very David thing to say. ]

that IS their purpose

[helpdesk_hero]

Sounds like you're proud of that.