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[helpdesk_hero]

Uh... okay? And this gossip serves what purpose?

[ikols]

it's all i know about him!

[helpdesk_hero]

And you wanted to know more? You'd be better off getting it from Bart. That way it's not third hand.

[ikols]

i don't even know his real name HAHAHA
he's great
let's wear bat masks around and see if it vexes him

[helpdesk_hero]

Bart mostly keeps that stuff secret, so sorry, I can't help.

You're welcome to wear bat masks if you really want. You're used to weird things on your head anyway.

[ikols]

do you take issue with my helm, david?

[helpdesk_hero]

I don't know. Always makes you look so horny.

[Forgive him, he's finally caved and ordered champagne up to his hotel room and it's finally getting to him.]

[ikols]

[ That's a very David thing to say. ]

that IS their purpose

[helpdesk_hero]

Sounds like you're proud of that.