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[portolan]

David is going to murder both of us for this but I fully intend to make you a sampling of poison condiments and then mercilessly demand descriptors of the taste. What have you already had?

[ikols]

cyanide, mercury, strychnine is tasty so please include that, any poisons on midgard can't kill me

[portolan]

Im going to be selfish and exclude anything that may kill or sicken me to handle. Yes, I know, tragic flaw of mine.

Cadmium? Arsenic? Both excellent colors.

[ikols]

really, anything
just remind me to brush my teeth afterwards

[portolan]

I hope it goes without saying that you aren’t allowed to share plates or utensils with anyone until our experiment is over.

Actually I think I’m getting you your own set.

[ikols]

i want a fancy set 3:)

[portolan]

You wound me. Of course it will be a fancy set. You can even take it home with you.

[ikols]

i think the smart thing to do would be to toss it away completely once you're done getting your intelligent rocks off watching me ingest fatal substances

[portolan]

This is clearly the only way you will ever be getting my intelligent rocks off.

And plates comes in sets, Loki. I’m not going to buy one.

[ikols]

all of what you just said is dumb and i care nothing for it
SPECIAL PLATE
SPECIAL UTENSILS

[portolan]

Don’t forget the special cup and special spice containers too.

Though the containers are going to be garishly labeled. You strike me as someone who likes garish though.

[ikols]

i don't see how garish can often be a bad thing, no