Clint's got two of 'em, plus a newborn. Last I heard. ( it's likely the guy will have more little bartons in the future, judging by the whole farmhouse deal. )
Scarlet Witch? Wanda? ( they'd only just recruited her into the avengers. he's definitely not in her good books and well, she messed with his mind. so there's that. ) Who's the father?
Vision. Don't ask me how, that is none of my beeswax.
[ He holds up his fingers to count down the YA. ]
Me, Hawkeye, Wiccan, Speed, Prodigy, Hulkling, America Chavez, and Iron Lad or Patriot as he prefers to be called. [ Loki grins widely. ] It's as if you and the Captain had a child and he keeps having an identity crisis.
Vision and Wanda? That can't be right. ( seems unlikely to happen in this world. then again, there's gods and aliens, so just about anything seems possible now. he'll just roll his eyes at the identity crisis bit though. he can think of one person who'd appreciate that joke about him and the cap: nat. )
What happened to the older folks? Early retirement?
Guess he's got a bit of a head start on the Iron Man gig. ( what did he do in his early thirties? oh, right. he was building weapons of mass destruction. just like what he'd been doing when he was in his twenties. good times. that's going to be on his wikipedia forever. )
Should you really be telling me all this though? Aren't you breaking some kind of multiverse law?
I don't know. ( he'll take a seat on the couch across from loki. ) It seems like you're going around interfering with life in different worlds. ( doing whatever the hell a trickster god wants to do. ) You don't think you might be messing things up in some way?
[ The way a soft, unassuming smile slides into place as he tilts his head probably shouldn't be trusted, but Loki's purview is lying and he looks awfully abashed all of a sudden. ]
Are you kidding me? I've been the hottest of messes since forever and a day. ( just ask rhodey. or happy. or pepper. or even fury. he did a whole assessment on him and even declared him unfit for the avengers initiative. ) So unless you've been stalking me since I was an itty bitty toddler, I don't think you're gonna be getting any credit for that.
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Scarlet Witch? Wanda? ( they'd only just recruited her into the avengers. he's definitely not in her good books and well, she messed with his mind. so there's that. ) Who's the father?
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[ He holds up his fingers to count down the YA. ]
Me, Hawkeye, Wiccan, Speed, Prodigy, Hulkling, America Chavez, and Iron Lad or Patriot as he prefers to be called. [ Loki grins widely. ] It's as if you and the Captain had a child and he keeps having an identity crisis.
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What happened to the older folks? Early retirement?
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[ That should be fun, give Stark something to do while he's trying to stop her killing off whatever passes for mutants here. ]
No, they are still around. But, [ arching a brow, ] younger too. Last I checked, your wikipedia said you were in your early thirties, in my world.
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Should you really be telling me all this though? Aren't you breaking some kind of multiverse law?
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Law like what?
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Are you saying I've messed you up, Tony?
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