“ Are you psychologically impaired? I'm not omniscient. ”
PRAYERS & SUMMONINGS
Despite complaints to the contrary, Loki can in fact canonly hear prayers and be summoned like any other Asgardian god. This requires very little more than actually praying to him and no real accoutrements are needed (see: Tony Stark kicking his feet for Odin's attention) but it may be considered wise to have an offering waiting for the Hipster Viking upon arrival, as summonings are quite rude. He isn't fond of being called up this way! WARNING: text his Starkphone if you would like to receive a less than grumpy godling.
COMMENT HEADER: Please put the time/date/location in these. Have fun describing where Loki will be arriving!
I have valid reasons for having a bike that's only borderline street legal that have nothing to do with my fragile male ego. And Loki, I don't know if you've seen how you have to sit to ride a sportbike, but riding double on a "penis declaration on wheels" -
[ Yes, he does the air quotes. ]
Is a tease in and of itself.
[ The riding position is more leaned forward than on other bikes, and it's definitely... close, from shoulder to thigh. ]
I have an imagination, not that a person needs much of one with that.
[ Once Tim is on the bike Loki steadies himself with a hand on his shoulder and, at 6'3", slides a lanky leg over the seat to settle without issue. He does seem to have trouble figuring out where to put his hands, first hugging Tim's waist then running his hands down to squeeze his hips, nestled in snugly at his back. ]
Where did you say I'm supposed to hold on? Here, or here?
Tim moves one of Loki's hand back to his stomach, palm down, and the other to the red fuel tank between Tim's seat and the handlebars, where there's a sleek rounded handle. ]
Here or here, but pick one and stick with it.
[ He kicks up the kickstand and balances the bike with one foot on the ground, getting a feel for the weight. As hinted, when he leans forward into the handle bars, it slides him back in the seat. ]
[ His hands continue to wander, his grin pressed against Tim's shoulder. Loki squeezes a pair of thighs and arches forward to meet the way Tim slides back for a delicious full-bodied grind. ]
Are you so sure you want to be driving right now? [ His laughter breaks up the teasing tone and Loki settles his hands politely on Tim's waist after a beat. ] Very well!
[ It was a mistake turning the key before Loki was fully seated and past his giggles at the position. A small gasp at the grind is lost under the sound of the throttle because Tim's hand definitely revved the engine when Loki moved like that. It wasn't entirely intentional, but he plays into it because that was - he's going to need a second to think straight, and he turns his head as far as the helmet and position will allow. ]
Like that would be appropriate if we're walking?
[ Without giving Loki time to respond, Tim puts the bike in gear and takes off. He doesn't go that much over the limit, but the coffee shop's not far. Won't take more than a few minutes. ]
[ He shuts up as the bike revs, holding onto Tim and helping him drive by leaning into the tilt of it. Loki enjoys the ride, sitting up a little more to look around as they make their way at a reasonable speed through the streets, although he wonders how fast they could have gone somewhere less crowded.
His long legs help steady the bike when Tim pulls up, even before the stand is down. ]
[ He brings the bike to a full stop, even takes the key out. ]
You’re doing that thing, where I never know what you’re after. You don’t want to stay, then you do, but you don’t want to eat, you want us to go get coffee.
[ Tim’s taken his helmet off, but hasn’t committed to getting off the bike. Still wild-eyed from the rush that had nothing to do with how fast the bike was going, Tim catches the corner of his bottom lip with his teeth. ]
You get me all wound up and then ask me if I’m just dropping you off? God, I think you enjoy pushing my buttons. If I like coffee and you, why would I drop you off unless you want me to?
[ Okay, that's adorable. Downright charming, even, and Tim joins him on the sidewalk. He's going to file it away to use on Loki when he's not expecting it. ]
What was that? Kiss you for being thoughtful? But I thought you said that if someone told you they weren't paying for anything, I should leave.
[ He's taking Loki's hand as he says this though and lightly pulling him towards the shop. Tim will follow through on the kiss, eventually. ]
This one's on me, but keep in mind that I left my generational wealth in another universe.
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PRAYERS & SUMMONINGS
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[ Yes, he does the air quotes. ]
Is a tease in and of itself.
[ The riding position is more leaned forward than on other bikes, and it's definitely... close, from shoulder to thigh. ]
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[ Once Tim is on the bike Loki steadies himself with a hand on his shoulder and, at 6'3", slides a lanky leg over the seat to settle without issue. He does seem to have trouble figuring out where to put his hands, first hugging Tim's waist then running his hands down to squeeze his hips, nestled in snugly at his back. ]
Where did you say I'm supposed to hold on? Here, or here?
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Tim moves one of Loki's hand back to his stomach, palm down, and the other to the red fuel tank between Tim's seat and the handlebars, where there's a sleek rounded handle. ]
Here or here, but pick one and stick with it.
[ He kicks up the kickstand and balances the bike with one foot on the ground, getting a feel for the weight. As hinted, when he leans forward into the handle bars, it slides him back in the seat. ]
Remember, I'm mortal. You good?
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[ His hands continue to wander, his grin pressed against Tim's shoulder. Loki squeezes a pair of thighs and arches forward to meet the way Tim slides back for a delicious full-bodied grind. ]
Are you so sure you want to be driving right now? [ His laughter breaks up the teasing tone and Loki settles his hands politely on Tim's waist after a beat. ] Very well!
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Like that would be appropriate if we're walking?
[ Without giving Loki time to respond, Tim puts the bike in gear and takes off. He doesn't go that much over the limit, but the coffee shop's not far. Won't take more than a few minutes. ]
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[ He shuts up as the bike revs, holding onto Tim and helping him drive by leaning into the tilt of it. Loki enjoys the ride, sitting up a little more to look around as they make their way at a reasonable speed through the streets, although he wonders how fast they could have gone somewhere less crowded.
His long legs help steady the bike when Tim pulls up, even before the stand is down. ]
Dropping me off?
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You’re doing that thing, where I never know what you’re after. You don’t want to stay, then you do, but you don’t want to eat, you want us to go get coffee.
[ Tim’s taken his helmet off, but hasn’t committed to getting off the bike. Still wild-eyed from the rush that had nothing to do with how fast the bike was going, Tim catches the corner of his bottom lip with his teeth. ]
You get me all wound up and then ask me if I’m just dropping you off? God, I think you enjoy pushing my buttons. If I like coffee and you, why would I drop you off unless you want me to?
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[ He waits for Tim on the sidewalk, hand on a hip. ]
Come on then, buy me everything I want as is Earth dating custom.
[ Is he trolling? Only Loki knows, wanting to see what Tim does. ]
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[ Okay, that's adorable. Downright charming, even, and Tim joins him on the sidewalk. He's going to file it away to use on Loki when he's not expecting it. ]
What was that? Kiss you for being thoughtful? But I thought you said that if someone told you they weren't paying for anything, I should leave.
[ He's taking Loki's hand as he says this though and lightly pulling him towards the shop. Tim will follow through on the kiss, eventually. ]
This one's on me, but keep in mind that I left my generational wealth in another universe.